07.03.09

New Celeb Please?

New Celeb Please??

New Celeb Please??

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we are so over Fish Lips in NOLA…We need someone new……how bout this one?

No, you have to do a lot more than just be a tramp in order to be a DIRTY CELEB.- nik


Nik Richie

07.03.09

I Caught One

Posted in Las Vegas, The Dirty

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik don’t you love havasu. It’s the one place an old guy can score a hot chick simply by driving a boat and having a cooler full of drinks for girls who stumple upon their vessle.  Check out the ass at the bottom of the picture, looks like this guy already caught one chick and has her stored on the ground passed out.

Is that Krusty?- nik


Nik Richie

07.03.09

Cincinnati’s Greg Champion!

Cincinnati's Greg Champion!

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kat. This dirty, uneducated, hillbilly is a cocktail jockey at the Lodge Bar in Cincinnati. Everyone loves to run her and force her to get our drinks and serve us with a smile. She has had more gregs slipped in her than anyone in Cincinnati. She has been seen at afterparties in her underwear or totally naked at countless afterparties. I’m not sure who the midget is next to her, but don’t they look like a freak show circus act?

They have +2’s in Cincinnati?  She must have flown to Tijuana for that hack job.- nik


Nik Richie

07.03.09

Kicking Off The Independence Weekend Right at PRIVE

Posted in Las Vegas, The Dirty

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Come join me as my boy JD tears up the house at PRIVE at Planet Hollywood, Las Vegas JULY 3rd.

Everyone is getting Laid.  I decided.

Also See: Immunity Tour Rolls Through Independence Weekend HARD


Nik Richie

07.03.09

Confusing Clown Fan

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I am huge Jordan Catalano fan, he is f’in hot.  Which is why I was pretty surprised when I saw a pic of him with a girl like this.  Do you think they were dating, makes a girl like me think there is still a chance with a guy like this.

What do you know?  He must have a major Clown fetish.- nik


Nik Richie

07.03.09

Can You Make Me Look Like This Doc?

Posted in Newport, The Dirty, USC

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Maryam

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, okay… this is Maryam she is from Torrence She is Persian and is 24. I personally think she is a big wh*re who will do anyone that she see’s walking. She has been posted here in the past, And I used to be good friends with her.. I live In Irvine.. hmm.. I dont want to tell you who this is but you know me good, and im on your tops! B*tch!

These are the pictures Michael Jackson brought to his plastic surgeon. The +2s were next on the list. I decided.- nik


Nik Richie

07.03.09

Is That A Snickers Bar?

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THE DIRTY ARMY: (AZCentral.com) - Officials of the North Valley community of Anthem issued a stern memo in this month’s newsletter, Freedom Way Magazine, warning residents that swimming privileges could be suspended for people who have bathroom accidents in community pools.

“It’s quite possible in the near future that your resident membership privileges will be suspended if your family has this type of accident in the pool and/or water park,” said the memo from the Anthem Community Council. To prevent accidents, Anthem Community Center has made plastic swim diapers available for $3 each. The plastic pants, which come in various sizes and are meant to cover diapers, are required for anyone - child or adult - who is incontinent, said KareAngelo, Anthem spokeswoman. About 170 plastic pants were sold in May and June, she said.

I only posted this because I am in Vegas right now at Planet Hollywood drunk off my ass and thought it was funny.  Prive tonight… let’s poop.- nik


Nik Richie

07.03.09

Plastic Loving Tranny Kataxenna

Posted in Dublin, The Dirty

Plastic Loving Tranny Kataxenna

Plastic Loving Tranny Kataxenna

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is “Kataxenna K*millia K*va” aka another fake ass myspace model. Check out her waist, she claims it’s natural, along with her collagen-inflated lips, and the rest of her disturbing body. Besides her nasty plastic torso, her face is that of a tranny. But some guys have defective eyes since they beat it to her pix.

What is wrong with her waist, did a magician mess up?- nik


Nik Richie

07.03.09

Extra Absorbant

Posted in Nebraska, The Dirty

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Abby. She’s a senior at University of Nebraska - Lincoln and a Kappa Alpha Theta. Also this would be her second appearance on The Dirty. Congratulations Abby, you’re dirty.

Did you know that Human piss in Cat litter causes Cats to die.- nik


Nik Richie

07.03.09

Caption of the Day

Posted in Seattle, The Dirty

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DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

Killer shades?  Please be funny and not racist.

Link to previous winner - Envelope Please

Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!

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CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE GEAR


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"