

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we are so over Fish Lips in NOLA…We need someone new……how bout this one?
No, you have to do a lot more than just be a tramp in order to be a DIRTY CELEB.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik don’t you love havasu. It’s the one place an old guy can score a hot chick simply by driving a boat and having a cooler full of drinks for girls who stumple upon their vessle. Check out the ass at the bottom of the picture, looks like this guy already caught one chick and has her stored on the ground passed out.
Is that Krusty?- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kat. This dirty, uneducated, hillbilly is a cocktail jockey at the Lodge Bar in Cincinnati. Everyone loves to run her and force her to get our drinks and serve us with a smile. She has had more gregs slipped in her than anyone in Cincinnati. She has been seen at afterparties in her underwear or totally naked at countless afterparties. I’m not sure who the midget is next to her, but don’t they look like a freak show circus act?
They have +2’s in Cincinnati? She must have flown to Tijuana for that hack job.- nik


Come join me as my boy JD tears up the house at PRIVE at Planet Hollywood, Las Vegas JULY 3rd.
Everyone is getting Laid. I decided.
Also See: Immunity Tour Rolls Through Independence Weekend HARD


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I am huge Jordan Catalano fan, he is f’in hot. Which is why I was pretty surprised when I saw a pic of him with a girl like this. Do you think they were dating, makes a girl like me think there is still a chance with a guy like this.
What do you know? He must have a major Clown fetish.- nik



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, okay… this is Maryam she is from Torrence She is Persian and is 24. I personally think she is a big wh*re who will do anyone that she see’s walking. She has been posted here in the past, And I used to be good friends with her.. I live In Irvine.. hmm.. I dont want to tell you who this is but you know me good, and im on your tops! B*tch!
These are the pictures Michael Jackson brought to his plastic surgeon. The +2s were next on the list. I decided.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: (AZCentral.com) - Officials of the North Valley community of Anthem issued a stern memo in this month’s newsletter, Freedom Way Magazine, warning residents that swimming privileges could be suspended for people who have bathroom accidents in community pools.
“It’s quite possible in the near future that your resident membership privileges will be suspended if your family has this type of accident in the pool and/or water park,” said the memo from the Anthem Community Council. To prevent accidents, Anthem Community Center has made plastic swim diapers available for $3 each. The plastic pants, which come in various sizes and are meant to cover diapers, are required for anyone - child or adult - who is incontinent, said KareAngelo, Anthem spokeswoman. About 170 plastic pants were sold in May and June, she said.
I only posted this because I am in Vegas right now at Planet Hollywood drunk off my ass and thought it was funny. Prive tonight… let’s poop.- nik



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is “Kataxenna K*millia K*va” aka another fake ass myspace model. Check out her waist, she claims it’s natural, along with her collagen-inflated lips, and the rest of her disturbing body. Besides her nasty plastic torso, her face is that of a tranny. But some guys have defective eyes since they beat it to her pix.
What is wrong with her waist, did a magician mess up?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Abby. She’s a senior at University of Nebraska - Lincoln and a Kappa Alpha Theta. Also this would be her second appearance on The Dirty. Congratulations Abby, you’re dirty.
Did you know that Human piss in Cat litter causes Cats to die.- nik


DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.
Killer shades? Please be funny and not racist.
Link to previous winner - Envelope Please
Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!

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New Celeb Please?
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I Caught One
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Cincinnati's Greg Champion!
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Kicking Off The Independence Weekend Right at PRIVE
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Confusing Clown Fan
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Can You Make Me Look Like This Doc?
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Winner 7/2/09
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Is That A Snickers Bar?
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Is She "Beautiful" Nik?
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Plastic Loving Tranny Kataxenna
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Extra Absorbant
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Caption of the Day
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Negative A
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Phoenix Mercury's Taurasi Gets DUI
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South Beach Slores
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GoGo Threesome
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Dirty Same Face
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Carmex Is Your Future
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Bad Girl Loptimus Prime
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MJ Approved Parenting
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Man Behind The Makeup
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Kansas City Tramps
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Dr. Jessica Is Not Dirty
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Leper's New Boy Toy
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Desperate For Attention
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Cigar At The Beach
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Nik Richie's Scottsdale Takeover Party
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Jessica Is A Dirty Girl
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Game Over Johnny
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Just Curious Nik
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My President Is Black
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New Celeb Please?
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Brandi Loves To Get Around
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Caption of the Day
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Caption of the Day
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Library Surprise
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Dirty Stripper
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Undercover Homo
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Pucker Giving It Up Free Online
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Cincinnati's Greg Champion!
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Kansas City Tramps
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New Houston Dirty Celeb
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Inflation On The Rise
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Nick Carter From Backstreet Boys
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Dr. Jessica Is Not Dirty
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Alexa Dates Osama
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Nik Caught Singing In His Office
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Desperate For Attention
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Rocket Queen
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As Requested...
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My President Is Black
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Caption of the Day
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New Celeb Please?
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RichieRexic's Lingerie Episode #3
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Brandi Loves To Get Around
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Caption of the Day
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Guys Can't Get It Up For AR Mystery
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Caption of the Day
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Caption of the Day
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Joey "Tool Time" Kovar Is Mad At Someone
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Library Surprise
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Dirty Stripper
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Undercover Homo
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Leper's New Average Joe
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Caption of the Day
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Pucker Giving It Up Free Online
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Cincinnati's Greg Champion!
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Kansas City Tramps
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Exclusive Image: Miss California Carrie Prejean Exposed **Update**
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RichieRexic Not Invited to Vegas?
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RichieRexic Looking Creepier Than Ever
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RR Is A Real Racist
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Rocket Queen
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Lying Dirty Nickel
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Warning This Video Is Not Suitable for Children
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RichieRexic Doesn't Need Timberfake
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Message From RR to Pucker
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RichieRexic Has Friends
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Team Pucker
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RichieRexic is Green With Envy
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The Real Deal
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RichieRexic
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The RichieRexic Plague
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Westwego Tr@mp Exposed
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RR+A2 On Their Plane
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Fake Amanda Roadmen Stalking RR Now
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Pucker: RR's On Her Way
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944 Magazine **Update**
+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale
+2's: fake boobs
30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser
6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows
Air biscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small
Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs
Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached
Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
Combustible face: Hazardous look
Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men
Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Crabby Patty: p*ssy
Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com
Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
DSL's: D*ck sucking lips
Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal
Farm: a person's ass
Fattastrophe: group of very fat people
Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian: Fake lesbian
Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."
Fugly: f*cking ugly
FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.
Gaysian: a gay Asian.
Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot
Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanatory
Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retard
Himstitute: tranny prostitute
Hoemerican: an American hoe
Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse
Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army
Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead
Jay Leno: got a big chin
Kodiak: body of a bear
Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails
Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)
Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)
MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like
Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control
Mick Jagger's : Big lips
Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin
Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome
Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes
Onion: nice a$$
Oscar Myer: Got a Greg
Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"
Paki house/hut: liquor store
Patch Adams: balding
Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on
Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)
Pepperidge Farm: way too old
PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken
Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg
Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything
Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck
Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
Puffydumbbell: roid user
Raisinets: ugly nipples
Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant
Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"
Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale
SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken
She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S
Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow
Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim
Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank
Ski Jumper: big or long nose
Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks
Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."
Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon
Slug: Ugly slut
Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys
Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com
Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"



